Path of Most Resistance

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via officialunitedstates)

officialunitedstates:

I’m not like other guys.  I don’t compare myself to other guys.

Anonymous asked: Why don't you use capital letters?

officialunitedstates:

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

3. giant vegetarians

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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(via catsndix)

"One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life."
clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

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unamusedsloth:

Porkour

unamusedsloth:

Porkour

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

(Source: fiberstark, via catsndix)

wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby

(Source: softwaring, via catsndix)

(Source: talesof4chan, via catsndix)

"They told me to pour my heart into everything I do. So that’s what I did, I poured and poured and poured. Now they ask me why I’m so empty."
- (via leviathanrose)

(Source: florential, via catsndix)

"I want to be the person you’re scared to lose."
- vnvsval (via perfect)

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