Path of Most Resistance

mericamade:

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simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

(via officialjew)

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via gnarly)

blackfemalepresident:

you deserve to be in a relationship with a person who doesnt make you compete for their affection and never has you guessing where you stand with them

(via sovereign-is-the-best-reaper)

thekhoolhaus:

"Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep."

thekhoolhaus:

"Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinions of sheep."

(via titanic-and-lesbians)

lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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(via catsndix)

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

(via catsndix)

(Source: friskydrisky, via catsndix)

nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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GEORGE W BUSH EVERYONE

(via catsndix)

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

(Source: ultrafacts, via catsndix)

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(via catsndix)

dead-klokateer:

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

Sobbing Mathematically

(via catsndix)

malformalady:

The volcano Bardarbunga violently spewing lava and molton ash. Craters spit out lava as molten rock flows into a river in the stunning images taken over the Holuhraun lava fields in the Icelandic highlands. The country’s Met Office issued a ‘red alert’ at the end of August after the Bardarbunga volcano, which lies underneath the Vatnajökull glacier, experienced a ‘small’ eruption.
Photo credit: Orvar Atli Porgeirsson/Barcroft

malformalady:

The volcano Bardarbunga violently spewing lava and molton ash. Craters spit out lava as molten rock flows into a river in the stunning images taken over the Holuhraun lava fields in the Icelandic highlands. The country’s Met Office issued a ‘red alert’ at the end of August after the Bardarbunga volcano, which lies underneath the Vatnajökull glacier, experienced a ‘small’ eruption.

Photo credit: Orvar Atli Porgeirsson/Barcroft

(via house-of-gnar)