Path of Most Resistance

"Sleep doesn’t relieve my exhaustion anymore."
- July 7, 2014 (via shortsimplestories)

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thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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anasof:

 

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

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cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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"I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time."
lovemetoinfinity:

stayy0ungandwild:

This is still my favorite picture. 

Holy shit.


Wtf

lovemetoinfinity:

stayy0ungandwild:

This is still my favorite picture. 

Holy shit.

Wtf

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gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

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apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

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tastefullyoffensive:

Animals With Unusual Fur Markings [bp]

Previously: Cats Sitting Like HumansBunnies Sticking Their Tongues Out

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"I’d hate you if I could."